Tagged by Crimson^ and Farah Batarneh

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I was tagged twice in one day by  Crimson^  and Farah Batarneh.

Being new to this whole blogging world, allow me to say "hell if I know what that means!" Or as they say in Urdu: تعدموني إذا بعرِف شو يِعني. 

Apparently as I gathered, when someone tags you, you have this golden rare opportunity to make three wishes (You know cuz making those wishes would have never occurred to you, had it not been for the one and only discovery of the century: the tagging!) then you have to tag six others and link them to the entry where they've been tagged.

Frankly speaking I know no one around, except for Naser of Smokes Blow. And I'm not quite sure I can go about tagging strangers. Although the manners and protocols of blogging are a mystery to me, somehow I feel tagging strangers would be like walking down the street and hugging random people. Now that would be bizarre, wouldn't it?

Yet, I'm clinging to those three wishes for now, and would like to thank Crimson and lovely Farah for reminding me that wishes are still for free, and that everyone should have his/her share of them. Thanks guys! 

1. I wish me everything that I deserve, happiness and peace of mind and all that crap that is supposed to make one want to live forever. 

2. I wish endless happiness, sincere joy, God's blesses, strength, patience, wisdom, success and love for all those I care about.

3. A materialistic wish won't harm. I wish I'll get that 4X4 I've got my eye on before end of year.

I hereby, on my behalf and capacity as the writer of this (was thinking of an adjective and first thing that came to my mind is the word "painful." It's pretty painful, right?) painful blog tag:

1. Naser 

2. Shaden (SugarCubes) 

3. Mais (She sounds funny)

4. Mala2e6 

5. Jerusalem (I was reading her blog earlier today)

6. Sorry can't find anyone else. Does this mean I won't be granted my wishes or what?